The Top Six Games I Didn’t Play This Year
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View ArticleHow Are You Spending Your Mass Effect 3 Refund?
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View ArticleSpecial Report: Servers Die Under Game’s Popularity; Players Pissed
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View ArticleFuture Gaming: Ten Years From Now…
News broke this week about a game of Civilization 2 10 years in the making. A man known across the Interwebs as Lycerius has been playing the same instance of Sid Meier’s masterpiece for a decade. Only...
View ArticleGaming and Girlfriends: Balancing Fantasy with Reality
Gaming and Girlfriends: Balancing Fantasy with Reality “I’m going to take a shower,” she says. “Okay, great,” I respond, as I get up to turn on the Xbox. This scene plays out every weekend at my...
View ArticleNo, Your Game Doesn’t Need Multiplayer
Does your new game need multiplayer? Probably not. Here's why.
View ArticleGameStop KIDS Makes Adults of Us All
GameStop's introduction of a brand aimed at children proves gaming is finally an adult hobby.
View ArticleEpisode 133 – Scott Loses His Ship
British buses of ill repute! Robots in disguise! Sleazy campaigns! It's the D Pad D Bags podcast, starring Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Skyrim, and PAX East!
View ArticleThe Week in Games: Nintendo Directly Gives Internet Nostalgia Boner
Master Swords! Baseball bats! Prototype consoles named for former planets! It's the week in games, starring Nintendo Direct, Bethesda, and the Sega Pluto!
View ArticleEpisode 143 – A Chub of Bologna
Deadly peanut allergies! Dumb fucking stealth! Liquor! It's Episode 143 of the D Pad D Bags Podcast, starring E3, Metal Gear, and the Wii U!
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